"The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that
it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy!
Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals
have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing
to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing
strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers,
liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites."
"When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's
a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus,
Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession,
Democrats want to raise taxes. There is perennially some sector of
the economy Teddy Kennedy is longing to socialize and this, too, will
require raising taxes"
"We've finally given liberals a war against
fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except
it would put them on the same side as the United States"
"Hearing
politicians tell us "we" can't "afford" a tax cut is like listening
to a glutton tell you he can't "afford" a diet. In no other context
do people talk about "paying for" money they don't have. I can't pay
for your refusal to give me money because I need a yacht"
"Usually
the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their
instinctive idiocy is life-threatening"
"When contemplating college
liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting
the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order
to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they
can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."
"The infernal flag-waving after 9/11 nearly
drove liberals out of their gourds. For the left, 'flag-waving' is
an epithet"
"Not exactly smashing sterotypes of liberals as mincing
panywaists, the left's entire contribution to the war effort thus
far has been to whine"
On the Kennedys:
"This is as we have come to
expect from a family of heroin addicts, statutory rapists, convicted
and unconvicted female-killers, cheaters, bootleggers and dissolute
drunks known as "Camelot." Why would anyone want such people as their
"good friends"?"
"Liberals become indignant when you question their
patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a
cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their
country and hate the enemy."
"The New York Times ran a Tom Tomorrow
cartoon sneering about Americans who believe with 'unwavering faith
in an invisible omniscient deity who favors those born in the middle
of the North American land mass.' This is how liberals conceive of
America: an undifferentiated land mass in the middle of North America."
